It hurts really bad and I'm trying to get it to pop but it isn't fuuuuuu why would you do this now dear sweet elbow. What did I do while I was asleep to hurt you so?
I wish the bank was open on sundays because I need to put my paycheck in my account and then go make wedding dresses and lament over being sans ex.
boys are dumb as fuck, especially any guy dumb enough to dump this hot piece of ass amirite?
ok back to bawling